Miranda. 22. Forever Alone. Texas.

"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe

stratdantro:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

My favorite part is he starts running before he even finishes his sentence because he just knows he’s dead

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jumpingjacktrash:

ceruleancynic:

elementalsight:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

What version is this?

I fucking loved this movie. It’s Baz Luhrmann’s version from 96. 

this is the only version i like.

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(via napsie)

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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping
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we-are-the-in-crumbs:

Bobs Burgers is the best show you will ever watch

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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cosmiccastiel:

euphemology:

circusofthedead:

#Sam’s like DEAN I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PROJECTING YOUR BIG GAY PANIC ONTO ME

*This is not the Winchester I want to flirt with*

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221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

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time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*

time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*

(via lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges)

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